Hand-me-down

Hand-me-down in the context of talking about a girl or guy in which a friend or colleague has/wants/is with: the term is used when someone has been plunged by you and your friend is now plunging her/him.
The term shares a similar meaning to sloppy-seconds.

Person 1: I had sex with person 2 last week
Person 3: you had sex with my hand-me-down

by Urbanator5000 December 19, 2022

Down Multi-Dimensionally

One must ascend to a godlike state of mind to even comprehend what being down multi-dimensionally is like. Until humanity is able to transcend and blink between parallel realities, witness time as a construct, being down multi-dimensionally can only be reduced to a form of horniness that is so desperate that one is willing to travel between different dimensions and realities to find anything to copulate with.

If we are ever fortunate or (unfortunate) enough to ever witness an instance of being down multi-dimensionally, it will be a level of low too mind-blowing to comprehend or explain. The average human would surely descend into madness upon witnessing someone being down multi-dimensionally, or become enlightened.

A category 5 down bad, not to be confused with category 2 down horrendous, category 3 down cataclysmic, or category 4 down universally.

"Did you hear about what happened to Timmy four years ago?"
"Yeah, didn't he claim to witness someone being down multi-dimensionally?"
"Yeah. He's been staring at that wall ever since."
Timmy: "ňØ͘ˆ¨˜„Œˆ¨˜Îˆ¨˜˜¨ˆ˜ÍÔ˜ßå∆˜∂ßå∂∆˜"

by Ugly dirtbag May 28, 2021

Pipe the fuck down

1. Shut Up. Generally used whenever someone is being especially loud or annoying
2. I'm going to set fire to your house tonight. Generally used whenever a person does a rude action that would not make logical sense under the first definition. Popularized by Jenna Marbles, most of these threats soon prove to be legitimate.

1. Person A: blahblahblahblahblah
Person B: PIPE THE FUCK DOWN

2. Person A: -cuts Person B on an escalator-
Person B: -whispers into ear- Pipe.. the fuck..... down
Person A died at 6:48 pm in a brutal fire.

by Mr. Handlebars January 10, 2013

upside down pineapple

The pineapple represents hospitality and welcoming. A pineapple is placed on a porch or mail box by swingers to signify that a swinger party is going on. A pineapple is turned upside down when a person is in search of a swinger party. Originally it was turned up side down in the individuals shopping cart. But pineapple popularity has made it accepts on clothes and other items. Swingers use this symbol to identify each other in public.

My neighbor left an upside down pineapple on my porch last night. I think he wants to swing.

by Starrydreams001 August 18, 2017

HOE SIT DOWN

This phrase is a catchall solutary closing for any message. It can follow anything from an official CEO letter to a quick internet jibe.

It makes it so that you are definitive in your wording, and any detractors risk looking stupid to disagree with you.

You have no idea what you are talking about. George W. Bush is the worst president we've ever had.

HOE SIT DOWN!

by LokiDeCat August 10, 2006

calm down, jamal

Don't say this to a thug or gangster that has a 9mm with them, or you will get shot.

man: Whoa, calm down, Jamal, don't pull out the 9.
thug: *shoots the man to death with said 9*

by pp123987 February 24, 2021

Southern Beat-Down

Ok, its when you wear a Confederate flag on your chest, and you quickly put on country music (Sweet Home Alabama works great!) And then you quickly beat up the closest person near you.

My head still fucking hurts from when Phil beat my ass when he put that Confederate flag on his chest and then put on Sweet Home Alabama! He gives one mean Southern Beat-Down!

by Mr. Burgess November 20, 2007