Brian: “this dude is actually fucking a dead body”
Jake: “what the hell why would he do something as horrible as that?”
Brian: “he said no homo tho”
Jake: “oh ok it’s fine then”
Jake: “what the hell why would he do something as horrible as that?”
Brian: “he said no homo tho”
Jake: “oh ok it’s fine then”
by Lil big 4x October 16, 2019
A beautiful quote by Freddie Mercury. This quote is so powerful, it can bring a tear to a man’s eyes.
“What will I be doing in 20 years time? I’ll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?” - Freddie Mercury (1946-1991)
by bald freddie mercury February 11, 2023
by Pickles4eva December 07, 2021
by Pickles4eva December 07, 2021
A well intentioned gift that is unappreciated, disgusting to, or disliked by its target audience (like when a cat gives you a dead mouse).
“She told him to bring alcohol and he brought fireball because he didn’t know it makes her sick… it was a total dead mouse.”
“I gave them a hug because they were crying but I didn’t know they hate being touched, dead mouse on my part!”
“I gave them a hug because they were crying but I didn’t know they hate being touched, dead mouse on my part!”
by MY PIE IS BETTER THAN YOURS. March 29, 2022
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by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
by Monkeykombat October 12, 2019