Cream Cheese Pie

Sex term: a cream pie, however the participant with a penis has an STI.

"I received a cream cheese pie last night, and now I have herpes"

by Mobsiboy June 19, 2023

sour cream king

when ur sweaty at a dumbass football game and smell like sour cream and rotten cottage cheese and ur a king

“wow kade is such a sour cream king”

by shel03 September 21, 2020

ice cream sandwich

An ice cream sandwich is when 2 black guys do missionary, cum at the same time on the bottom's stomach, and kiss while the guy on top is laying on the guy on the bottom, pressing their stomachs together, causing the cum to star dripping from the sides.

I'm not gay, but when i saw Tyriq and Jaquan making an ice cream sandwich, I got hard.

by meatbeat69 August 28, 2021

cream cheese surprise

When a rookie tries to make banana pudding but forgets a step leaving chunks of cream cheese in the mix for everyone to consume

That rookie's banana pudding turned into a real cream cheese surprise.

*takes bite* Was that a bit of banana? Nope just cream cheese surprise mother fucker!

by Kazeemt1 April 20, 2018

Ice Cream Cock

The act of putting your cock inside of any frozen dessert and then your bitch giving your flavored cock some head.

Casey, "Yo Jordan, are you free this weekend?"
Jordan, "Yes I am. Why?"
Casey, "I'm finna do some ice cream cock if ya feel me."

by essemg April 29, 2019

Sour Cream Donut

Pulling out and ejaculating around the vagina

John: "What happened last night?"
Jake: "I gave her the nastiest sour Cream donut bro"

by Upa popo July 19, 2017

bowl of cream

The biggest epic fail there is - you can't do anything with a whole bowl of it.
Often used in the same context as fail.

"this chicken is competely burnt."
"bowl of cream!"

by thomouse August 14, 2008