Braineshed

When you're told something ahead of time constantly, but forget about it when the time actually comes.

Dillon: Bruh, you promised you would pick up my grandma at the airport yesterday.

Billy: Oof, I guess I got braineshed

by willywonkaboi April 26, 2019

brain-assed

(adj) a brain-assed person is a person that finds others suffering material for sarcasm

oh, have you seen Rana's last post? she is a total brain-assed

by judgers'judge April 26, 2019

Brain Dead

Andrew when he plays Overwatch

“Did you see that dood he’s brain dead

by Nat big homo June 2, 2019

Brain Dead

Andrew when he plays Overwatch

“Andrew is soo brain dead

by Nat big homo June 2, 2019

Brain dead

A YouTuber named JEFF SWIFT.

Jake Dufner: stop filming me when you come to my house to “apologize” and be a friend and do it man to man
Jeff Swift: does it anyway
Jake dufner: bro your brain dead
All jakes fans: fucking absolutely retarted fat mamas boy.

God damn 😂

by Jakes dad June 9, 2019

brain

something michael lucier doesn’t have, or when someone says something really stupid

person 1: did you know countries and continents aren’t the same?
person 2: brain??

by idfkwhattoputforthis June 16, 2019

brain

A necessary component of one's body that allows the user to form logical thoughts and perform actions. Recent studies report that people's sisters are the only known organisms that can live without a brain. Instead, inside their heads are pieces of big chungus's belly fat, which creates the power of stupidity which feeds their damned souls.

Doctor: What are your hobbies?
Stupid sister: NyAAaaAAaAA
Brother: What's wrong with her, Doc?
Doctor: I'm afraid she has no brain at all. I'm sorry. There's nothing we can do.

Brother: What's that like?
Docter: It's like she has autism and down syndrome and times that by 1000.

by xXNeedForWeedXx July 29, 2019