bean shoot 

The process of using a two disposable paper plates in a cone like shape to exponentially increase the amount of bake beans you can absorb into your face.

Jerry - Hurry up and eat your beans Dallas ; don't want to miss gettin sendie with the boys

Dallas - Make me a damn Bean Shoot to I can gargle these beens to keep me warm in the POW.

bean shoot by Swagwayforreal November 23, 2015

bean filer 

To ram that bean (clitoris) so hard/ fast you file that shit down

I rammed her so hard lastnight you might as well call me the bean filer

bean filer by beansalad March 26, 2016

bean rolls 

Ano Extremely fat Mexicans Stomach Flab

Did you see that gardeners bean rolls?

bean rolls by Killsmatic_247 April 21, 2016

Bean Spray Bandit 

An unknown person who leaves a ring of shit mist around the inner rim of a toilet bowl. In extreme cases, the shit spray can also cover the under side and sometimes top of the toilet seat.

Conversation between AmPm employees:

Employee 1: "God damnit, the toilet is covered in shit again! The same motherfucker keeps coming in here and leaving his shit mist everywhere. "

Employee 2: "The bean spray bandit strikes again!"

Bean Spray Bandit by ZT14 February 8, 2017

Banshee Marisa 

A savage girl with a low tolerance for BS and an aptitude to dish out mean comments.

Man, she's acting like such a Banshee Marisa right now

Banshee Marisa by Pillow dude June 15, 2017

Bean-baked 

Bean baked means cooking twice. Once cooked, second cooked in beans, heated by beans, or cooked like beans.

Being so high ur not a human, only bean.

I bean-baked my chicken.

I am so beanbaked

Bean-baked by Gypsy777 August 29, 2017

bean.ks 

the website for the international bean hell organization

don't urbandictionary bean.ks

bean.ks by meme23124324 November 28, 2017