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Apples

Apples I am right chat
by Dreamwasfound December 8, 2020
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Don’t worry, it’s apple juice...

a phrase said in order to clear up confusion on whether or not you are drinking an adult beverage.
Bagel: Dude, haven’t you had enough beer for one night?
Agle: Don’t worry, it’s apple juice...
by anonymous February 18, 2021
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Apple Sauce and Vinegar

A way to say f**k in front of a teacher without getting in trouble.
Teacher: You failed this assignment

Student: Apple Sauce and Vinegar

Teacher: wtf this kids insane omg EVERYONE LOOK AT DOMINIC
by Thuglife123 May 21, 2018
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The Rotten Apples

A website which helps users find out if an alleged sex offender was a part of their favourite film or TV show.
"I was going to start watching House of Cards but I looked it up on The Rotten Apples and apparently Kevin Spacey is a paedophile."
by mattybb April 22, 2018
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apple cruise

don't have a place or something to smoke out of then you simply get a apple and drive around which is called apple cruise
by kushapplecruise November 30, 2010
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apple

A delicious red fruit much better than oranges, though orange lovers say otherwise
Wow that apple looks so good
by BUTT RUSH November 2, 2017
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how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore
Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*
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