April 8th

this is the day you can hit anyone with specifically named madi (spelt in any way) in any way you please. this last for 24 hours. (murders ok)

guys it’s april 8th, let’s abuse madi

by localshroom April 24, 2021

April 11th

National eat your girlfriend out day

John: "Hey babe its April 11th".
Suzie: "ok babe come eat this pussy"

by sluuurpy April 10, 2022

April 2

This is the day u fight someone if it’s ur enemy or brother idc.

We need to fight!
Why?
Cos it’s April 2nd

by Hellomcd February 24, 2021

April 9th

April 9th, national buy your boyfriend a T-shirt day. Show your love by buying him a T-shirt!

Girl, don’t forget April 9th is coming, we gotta get T-shirts!

by gobbledegook April 9, 2024

April 26th

The day a awesome dude was born.

Its April 26th: boy 1

It should be a national holiday: boy 2

by Sir of Steel April 26, 2021

April 28th

Give an arnold palmer to a a loved to show that arnold palmers are amazing.

Friend: "Hey do you know what day it is?"
Me:"No, why?"
Friend: "Its April 28th, give me an arnold palmer NOW!!!!!!"

by fabby :) October 18, 2020

April 20

National day to send your boyfriend a video of you fingering yourself

April 20th is the national day were you send your boyfriend or crush a 2 minutes video of you fingering yourself

by laydim12 April 19, 2024