ryan

color blind (specifically red green)

ryan starts slowing down the car
passenger: “ryan the light is green”

ryan: “i know i was just slowing down because i took that curve too quickly”

ryan didn’t know the light was green.

by georgeharrison’swife February 28, 2022

Ryan John Samuel

The most manly guy around, not completely perfect but the closest thing we have. Accepts his room for growth and will kick your ass if provoked

Daddy? Oh you mean Ryan John Samuel

by bigdoginferno March 11, 2024

To get all ryan Phillippe

Basically, John wick, Norris, and Rambo rolled into one. The world's ultimate badass lolll.

To get all ryan Phillippe on his ass

by Jimmy volmer October 16, 2023

Ryan Road

The home of all Chaldeans where they think they own shit and run 15 mile. Dream market is the hangout. All these uftys in their rams and scar packs driving up and down ryan with their breezes in their mouths.

“This ufty just cut me off on ryan road in his ram”

by Meueiieejhdudh September 19, 2022

Ryan East

One which believes there’s and actual definition for their name on Urban Dictionary. Made you look!

Man, your such a Ryan East today.

by Dorian Scott January 13, 2023

RYAN

ryan is a dumb piece of shit and means nothing and is not a king AT al not a KING AT ALL

ryan is a dumb ass

by eathyn February 6, 2022

Ryan

A bit of a dickhead but one that you feel bad for.

“Oh god Ryan is so stupid but you gotta love him”

by Cameron Sarah July 21, 2019