Monkey Spot

The patch of hair that grows just below the neck, but above the collar line.

I'd never seen Jimmy in a tank-top before, but holy crap, his monkey spot needs some work!

When John leaned back in the chair, his collar slid down in the back, and all his monkey spot fell out. I about puked.

by Veedubklown September 1, 2014

Porch Monkey

A person who sits on their porch all day, usually doing drugs or pissing off of it. They also will show off their genitals and on occasion actually go inside.

Did you see that porch monkey? He just flipped me off while whipping a dog with his dick.

by TerminalJam December 4, 2019

Rape Monkey

Another word for rapist or people who rape people and/or animals.

A rapist

Mycah is a rape monkey, stay away from them.

by Babypac May 2, 2020

Monkey Kid

When a child (Most likely on a video game) is going so fucking crazy to the point where he's acting like a aroused monkey, Or it could be used to offend a black child

1."SHUT UP YOU MONKEY KID."

2."Ayo, this kid be lookin like a monkey my guy"

by CoolKidTotalyYes June 18, 2020

electric monkey

A random and overly excited goofball that can be a bit overwhelming with super randomness and super weirdness.

I was listening to a podcast and the host Matt was an electric monkey when citing random movie moments.

by The Electric monkey February 21, 2018

howler monkey

An adult beverage intended for morning consumption.

The drink consists of:
- 2 parts cerveza
- 1 part cold brew coffee
- Splash of almond milk (almond milk is recommended instead of cream as it does not have a tendency to curdle).

The resulting concoction is what tastes like a classic Yoohoo, but is alcoholic and caffeinating. A fantastic solution to a hangover.

Waitress: Hi there, can I interest you in a mimosa, bloody mary, or perhaps even a howler monkey?
Table: 1 mimosa and 3 howler monkeys please. Oh also, some water.

by radmac July 17, 2019

monkey asher

A monke who is NOT disabled

Sam: Monkey asher is NOT disabled!

by monke sam fan October 1, 2020