Hoing

verb. pronounced (H-oy-ng) one syllable.
The act of shoving ones finger into something.

"Hey Bro! Did you hear that 'Hoinging Josh's B-Hole' just became a Broadway Musical? Some of the songs include 'The Unwanted Presence of a Finger', 'Oops! I Kinda Liked It', and 'Hoing Me Baby One More Time!' "

"I had to get a prostate exam and the Dr. totally just hoinged the shit outta my ass!"

"My stupid ass kid just hoinged the dog! I can't wash his hands enough!"

by HoingMaster900 December 12, 2024

ho ly

Often used with holy cow or holy shit but in a more serious or funny way depending on the delivery it’s given.

Did you see that girl dude HO LY.

by VolkswagenMaster6 May 29, 2020

elbow ho

(Noun) a person who find him/herself doing favours for a person they don't personally know (usually through the internet)

Go downtown to stand in line for hours for game tickets? How did I become your elbow ho?

by kapweeng March 6, 2018

james ho

An Asian that is good at math

James Ho your so good at math

by Halulackbar February 18, 2017

Ho Duties

Someone who pay bills , cooks and does all kind of simp shit for a person or couple. He’s basically a cuck that pays for shit

Fine ass Jen really let that nigga Rodney be on ho duties

by Cuckfantasizing December 23, 2020

park ho yeon

mosole

Are you park ho yeon~?
no!!!!!!!!!I have a girl friend

by emong November 25, 2021

Ho Bunker

Sloppy looking and probably smelly like a can of tuna that’s been sitting out for 15 years; smells and looks like an old women’s crotch

Wow Karen is really looking like a ho bunker tonight.

Do you smell that? There must be a ho bunker in here

by Hobunker123 February 26, 2021