by anonymous July 14, 2023

While doing a girl doggy style, to quickly and without warning switch to anal sex. Going from the bottom to the top shelf.
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Note top shelfing jewish girls is frowned upon
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Note top shelfing jewish girls is frowned upon
Dave) So last night I was with Goldie Hahn and I totally top shelfed her.
Steve) Dude you can't top shelf jewish girls
Dave) No brah it's cool. According to Adam Sandler she's only half
Steve) Dude you can't top shelf jewish girls
Dave) No brah it's cool. According to Adam Sandler she's only half
by TopShelfHouseSluts May 7, 2009

Jeramy Russell gave the Shell station a top tanker after dude said we were too drunk to buy beer. When he was done, I pulled the ol' dry docker.
by larry the lesbian August 11, 2017

A person that uses the best quotes from memes but uses them in the way that will tear your pure soul to shreds and make you feel as though you have no words to come back and defend yourself with.
by Snails Tails November 23, 2019

by scotticusmaximus April 4, 2011

aka TTM, Top Tier Mob is a small record label in Atlanta, GA that welcomes underground artists, songwriters, and producers.
by CordellWilliamzzz April 10, 2023

Person 1: "You cant tell me Jade West from Victorious isn't a top"
Person 2: "Maybe thats why she broke up with Beck."
Person 2: "Maybe thats why she broke up with Beck."
by GenderfluidPansexual July 12, 2020
