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Testosterone Smorgishboard

When the number of men is excessively higher than the number of women. Term used in disqust that there aren't more women around. Similar to a sausagefest.
At a party, a man walks in only to see ten guys there so far...

"What kinda party is this? We've got a testosterone smorgishboard going on in here.
by Kberrbaby July 17, 2009
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Testarded

The condition where a person habitually is unable to participate in routine acts of daily living due to an overabundance of testosterone.
"My husband bought me a frying pan for Christmas so that I could make him omelets for breakfast. He is so testarded!"
by missymissmiss December 5, 2009
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testirific

when a man is aroused by a woman rubbing his testicles and having orgasmic feelings that are terrific. these feeling can be known as testirific.
man: (woman giving oral sex to a mans testicles) Oh my god this is so testirific!
by Thomas the Turtle December 12, 2009
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Testosterphobia

n. unreasonable fear of, or gender-based animus or bias towards men.
The media today drip testosterphobia.
by TartanMarine May 8, 2010
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Testostardation

Testosterone induced retardation. Most prevalent in teen and early 20 males, though any age is vulnerable.
Your friend is flirting with the most unattractive skanky girl at a party. You approach him and try to get him to leave. He gets angry and says "dude, I'm kinda busy." You say, "wtf? You gotta stop with that testostardation!"
by Jen in IT2 June 30, 2010
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testicule vestibule

The testicule vestibule is the warm and fuzzy place where the man jewels wait to do there joyful work.
Dude it's so hot I could hang my testicule vestibule in my back pocket.
by delmarskid1 July 19, 2010
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Testrickles

im giving you testrickles
by Georgie & Seany1ball September 28, 2010
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