When someone is so tough and brave for playing NFL at lunch, fails to rage bait anyone, cannot spell to save themselves, and has a serious problem of immense autism. They are also commonly identified as a loose cannon.
Sam Knights is so cool and brave for playing a very aggressive sport and lunchtime, wow i wish i was him!
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an American food scientist who worked at Nabisco for 34 years. His work earned him the nickname, "Mr. Oreo."
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