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Salt lake chatter 

Someone who has no life and who is so socially retarded they say "LOL" "ROFL" and "LMAO" while speaking to someone in real life.
"LOL joe, fatwhoregirl69 really did say that and i LMAO.."

"Dude.. what the fuck are you talknig about..."

Great Salt Lake 

Defined as a modified salt lake, a Great Salt Lake involves depositing a larger than normal volume of ejaculate in a single contiguous puddle in the concavity of the small of a woman's back. Slightly more technical, a Great Salt Lake has minimum volume requirements. Namely, if the milk soup in question is the product of one man, the volume must be at least twice that for required for a standard salt lake or 4-IBV (4 International Bust Volumes). If two or more men are attempting a great salt lake the formula is as follows. N(Number of Men) X W (Width of small of woman's back in inches) X P(Number of times dicks touched) / Q(Combined phallus length in inches), Or (N*W*P)/Q The result is unitless and defined in IBV's.
Two of my buddies and I got really housed on Natural Ice Light and ran train on this slue. Somehow in the midst of all the sword fighting we managed to pull off a Great Salt Lake.
Great Salt Lake by qroberts May 22, 2008

Himalayan pink salt 

When you go to a mountainous area to eat out a girl you are with and her pussy ends up being the saltiest thing you've ever tasted.
Jay: I went on that mountain trip with my girl.

Arron: And?

Jay: Well, lets just say Himalayan pink salt.

salt shaker 

hand job cuz its the same movement when your actually shakin the salt shaker over your potatos
she gave me a cold salt shaker last nite
salt shaker by calistyle April 20, 2004

Salt Shaker 

cock blocker

grittin' on you so hard it's like rubbing salt in your wounds
I was talking to Donnie and this ugly girl was salt shaking on me
Salt Shaker by konichiwakitty August 19, 2003
1. A noun. An acronym of the phrase "Straight Acting and Looking Lesbian Youth" S.A.L.L.Y.

2. A noun. A lesbian who has the stereotypical personality traits and appearance of a heterosexual female.

3. A noun. A young woman who is sexually attractive because she appears to be heterosexual but is actually homosexual.

4. An adjective. A word to describe sex between two women who look and act like a stereotypically heterosexual woman.
"I can't believe Charlotte is a lesbian."
"Yeah she's a real Sally."

"That girl over there reminds me a bit of Sally"
"So you think she's a lesbian?"

"I love this porno. It's really Sally."
Sally by LikeTinkiWinki January 26, 2009