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Squidwards Suicide

A lost episode of SpongeBob where Squidward dies. The episode starts with Squidward practicing the clarinet. Then SpongeBob and Patrick are playing outside and Squidward tells them to stop. Then he practices again but it's a choking noise instead of a clarinet being played. The next shot is Squidward at the concert. He plays the clarinet badly and the crowd is booing with hyper blood realistic eyes. The next scene is Squidward in a black background but Squidward is crying, then cry's blood, then shows the blood eyes from before. The next scene is Squidward in his bed with a gun. He shoots himself and DIES....
Guy 1: Have you seen Squidwards Suicide?
Guy 2: yes and it scarred me for life.
by amoguslove42069 March 19, 2023
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Texas suitcase

At a ski resort, it’s a way of using your pole straps to carry your skis by putting your straps around each end of the skis, to carry them sideways by holding the poles next to you like a suitcase, common with tourists that don’t ski often. The normal way to carry skis is over your shoulder upright, so you don’t hit anyone with them.
Look at Jerry carrying that texas suitcase, he almost took out a kid when he turned around!
by tomato1324 April 2, 2023
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Arkansas Suitcase

A paper sack, or anything that is not really a suitcase that a person from Arkansas uses as a suitcase.
by Jr H Roger April 14, 2023
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Clintonic Suicide

Whenever someone connected to the Clintons, Epstein, or a whistleblower of any sort who has never been suicidal is found dead and the cause of death is suicide.
“Yo man did you hear how a witness is gonna take the stand against Epstein?”
“Do you live under a rock bro? He said he was willing to spill the beans on everything but then they found him hanging in his jail cell, said he was suffering from mental illness.”

“Ah damn the state got him, that’s the third Clintonic Suicide this year”
by Dredgen May 11, 2023
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putrid suit

Putrid suit. A feminist news reporter who is covering up her shaggy, sweaty, naughty grabby bits to appeal to men watching sport.
That girl commentating on the Ashes. She has sexy legs and amazing tits, but the She is wearing a putrid suit
by loose Aussie unit June 16, 2023
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The Suicidal Violin

The act of jerking one’s penis while simultaneously cutting one’s wrist like a violin.
Ben was so depressed and horny last night, he began to play the suicidal violin.
by cwilly1482 July 10, 2023
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Shark suit

OOOOH SHIT DAWG! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS A THING!
Hym "OH! OOOOOOOH! Is that REAL!? I need that! I need a Shark suit! Badass!"
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
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