potato

all of my frieinds mom's wifi right there

man... my wifi died its potato

by jingleballes69 January 1, 2022

potato

a potato is a majestic, starchy, tasty, beautiful vegetable....yes google says its a vegetable, should be fruit because its so tasty but oh well.

I eat potatoes raw, because they are so tasty

by I dont know- January 4, 2022

potato

ACCORDING TO JOHN CENA'S LAW YOU HAVE TOO EAT POTATOES

POTATOOOOOOO!!!

by JOHN CENNNNAAAA POTATOOOOO January 4, 2022

potato

A potato is a starchy plant that is one of the most important food crops, cooked and eaten as a vegetable, otherwise known as the thickest and dryest veggie. It can be cooked and mashed aggressively to create a delicious creamy Thanksgiving or Christmas side dish.

"I play roblox while I eat potatoes."

by of course this is true January 6, 2022

potato rocks

potato rocks are potatoes that look like rocks people mistake them for rocks and refuse to eat them causing the middle age housewife to lose her mind and scream "MY POTATOES AREN'T ROCKS YOU MORON NEVER COME HERE AGAIN. I HATE YOU!!! "
yeah...there really that influential in society so look out for potato rocks I assure u that u will find them EVERYWHERE!!!

potato rocks fucking up society since the beginning of time

by joeisking2022 January 9, 2022

un potato me

un potato me god danm a ah a AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

UN POTATO ME DANM IT

by joe among January 11, 2022

Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.

Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.

by Licensed_Nerd January 12, 2022