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Pee Pee Poo Poo

1. Noun, The strange mixture of diarrhea and urine, usually left in the toilet by people under the age of ten
2. Verb, the act of urinating into somebody elses unflushed diarrhea
1. "Jerry, your cousin left a pee pee poo poo in the bathroom!"
2. "Jerry, I'm sorry for pee pee poo pooing in the bathroom."
by WHAT HOW September 29, 2020
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Packet-poos

It's the phenomenon that occurs to certain individuals after purchasing drugs. They immediately get the urge to run for the bathroom before consuming their drugs. This phenomenon does not occur to everyone, as only specific people will feel this urge.
Charlie: Let's smoke a joint, dude.
Bob: Maybe after I take a shit, okay?
Charlie: You always get the packet-poos before smoking one.
by mraladeen98 June 7, 2017
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Posh Poo

A Posh Poo is where a person decides to poo their pants rather than go to the toilet.

Because your pants/boxers will be ruined and thrown away, its considered to be a "Posh" poo because it will cost you alot of money in the long run replacing all the soiled clothes.
Simon said to Luke, "I cant be bothered to get off the sofa & go to the toilet, I'm going to have a Posh Poo here instead. ok?"
by WhatsForLunch September 20, 2022
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pee pee poo poo

When you pee and poop at the same time because you couldn't hold it. When this happens you stare blankly not knowing what to do then start peeing more. Then you start licking it and eat the poop.
"Oh no, I peed and pooped at the same time! Now the pee is all over the wall and floor! Such a pee pee poo poo moment."
by bibblebobsexnine July 1, 2022
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poopy poo poo

when u fart a little....to goood :)
omg greg you let a poopy poo poo!
by shartypants123 October 8, 2021
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Pantene Poo Canoe

Beautiful silky hair straight from a Pantene shampoo commercial, so long that it flows down to her anus and grants its admirer the ability to insert his silky and throbbing appendage in to her tight back passage.
Wow look at the long hair on that bird. I’d give her the Pantene poo canoe!
by We are Budju May 11, 2024
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unlucky projectile mouth hit poo

where someone flys up in the air and let’s out a unlucky projectile mouth hit poo , where they diarrhoea directory into ur mouth
Bethany why are you fl-“

AKXIOWMXCLWOFKWL GET IT OUT I HATE EWWW KEODOWKDLWLDWOOXW unlucky projectile mouth hit poo
by officialbumslurper May 29, 2021
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