A SNEEK-A-POO (english, noun) is a habit one displays which is initially taken to be charming or even cute that, as it becomes more apparent, grows increasingly disturbing.
We all knew for a long time Scott's only sneek-a-poo was just guessing fart ingredients...but now that he's got a murken sneek-a-poo...well, I can't even go swimming with him anymore.
by Whosthematter? April 16, 2021
The art of taking your time to peruse a shop’s offerings while you work up a nasty dump to take there before you leave.
Kyle stopped at the Cracker Barrel on the way to Georgia and took his time to poo-ruse each and every nick nacho patty whack before he dropped his load … and then got back on the road.
by Shah of the Bayou September 30, 2022
When a person has eaten something that doesn't agree with them, or has eaten bad food for an extended period of time, and they do a shit so nasty and painful that the hairs stand up on their arms and they feel like they will never be happy again, like there is no light at the end of the tunnel
"That shit wasn't just food leaving me, it was happiness, like a dementor was sucking on my arsehole... The Dementor Poo"
by RossyKrazed June 22, 2017
by McKeiser March 25, 2020
by makemecumdaddy123 May 09, 2022
The act of crapping one's pants, then kicking one's leg so that the turd flies out the bottom of the pant leg.
by David14 April 06, 2023