Child Support Mom

(aka CSM): A woman who produces children just for the sake of living off of Child Support.

Cristie M. is a Child Support Mom!

by Droker March 12, 2009

Your mom a jew

No comeback if someone says this worse the ur mom gay or ur dad lesbian and your granny tranny

Bill: ur mom gay
Bob: ur dad lesbian

Brian: your granny tranny

SPONGEBOB: your mom a jew

by The child master March 11, 2018

effed ur mom

the act of fucking ones mother

me-i totally effed ur mom last night

by bhole123 September 28, 2006

Stay-at-Phone Mom

A woman with kids who decides not to work, so that she can spend more quality time with her cell phone. Often spotted at Costco, pushing strollers, and supervising playground visits while yakking to other S-A-P moms on her phone.

Wow, look at that Stay-At-Phone mom over there by the swingset! I bet her kids are crying because she's too busy talking to her best friend and won't push them.

by FranklinGirl September 19, 2009

Ja Mom Gae

Your mom gay. Ur mom gay.

Asshat: Fuck you.
Me: Ja mom gae

by fuckyouidotlmao February 2, 2019

Calculate Someones Mom

Calculating a mom is a slang term used often in the Azerbaijani area's. In Azeri it is "hesablamaq sənin anan", which roughly translates to "Calculate your mother". In Azeri slang, it means to have sexual relations with someones mother, and after these relations, to upload a review on that mother to some social media. This term is often used in an incestial way. When used to talk about incest it leans more towards the meaning having un orthodox/taboo sex with your own mother.

Elnur: Yo dude have you seen Rashads mom?
Togrul: Yea man. I would totally calculate her.
Elnur: Hell yea. That way everyone can know how good that pussy is.
Togrul: fuck yea.

OR:
Elnur: your mom is totally hot
Togrul: yo I calculate that on the daily
Elnur: Yo bro that is crazy I also wanted to calculate your mom
Togrul: Bro that shit is mine. I am the only man calculating dat ass

OR
Togrul: man i really want to Calculate Someones Mom
Elnur: just calculate your own mom
Togrul: oh yea! thats a great idea!

by Hugetomhanks May 21, 2017

ur mom gay

the most fucking retarded insult ever, example

james: you are crap at this game
bobby: better than you
james: ur mom gay

yo man BTW ur mom gay

by gay dictionarys January 23, 2019