A fart that sounds like a cannon blast and leaves your asshole at such a rapid speed that it shoots out a hard round nugget of feces like a cannon ball
*guy farts*
Girl: oh what hit me?
Boy: I just cannon farted on you! That was a cannon ball of my shit that hit you!
Girl: oh what hit me?
Boy: I just cannon farted on you! That was a cannon ball of my shit that hit you!
by Hymenpunisher November 17, 2014
Get the cannon fart mug.farts from eating to many mash potatoes, normally has mild to low scent. fart tip of the day mashpotoes starch stench is encased, only when you clap near your ass will the fart smell
(steve is driving on highway tom in passenger seat)
tom- we should get off at exit 29
steve-i just farted
tom- how come i dont smell it
steve- starch fart
tom- gottcha
tom- we should get off at exit 29
steve-i just farted
tom- how come i dont smell it
steve- starch fart
tom- gottcha
by rawdogkilla November 9, 2013
Get the starch fart mug.When a ketchup bottle is nearly empty and you squeeze it to try to get what little is left out, but most of what comes out is just air and a few drops of ketchup.
Last night we grilled burgers, but we neglected to make sure we had enough ketchup for everyone, so when I was putting ketchup on mine the bottle was almost empty and I squeezed it as hard as I could, but most of what I got was just ketchup farts.
by awmm June 2, 2015
Get the Ketchup Fart mug.When you take a flash photo of someone while they are sleeping right before or after someone farted so they wake up to a fart sound and/or smell
She's giving you that look that Tony had on his face after I flash farted him and he yawn-gagged. It's like you're her nightmare in smell form.
by Jestah November 18, 2016
Get the Flash fart mug.A tub fart is a total joke of a person too stupid to ever take seriously that deserves to be mocked and put in their place.
A real stink of a person, a total fucking idiot, a moron, a twonk
A real stink of a person, a total fucking idiot, a moron, a twonk
by Cascadian_Underground April 3, 2019
Get the tub fart mug.the poof of poisonous gases that fester and brew and you hold in untill you find a victim to stand in front of in the grocery store and release your fart cloud upon them whilst you casually walk away and watch from the next isle as others look at them in disgust
that guy took so long in the grocery store selecting his brand of loo roll i just blew him a fart cloud within inches it smelt so bad other customers thought he had shat himself
by boris sniffer July 17, 2020
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