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swollen balls

An unsupported by evidence claim, especially in order to achieve attention or to make excuse.
My cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it & make sure you’re comfortable with ur decision, not bullied

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- Stacey, did you apply for a summer job at that cafe?
- No, mom. I asked around and customers are total creeps there. I heard one girl got a stalker last year. And he like stalked her and attacked her in the parking lot!
- That sounds like swollen balls to me, honey. You call them tomorrow morning and let me know when is your interview.
by old-sad-goth September 28, 2021
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Ball State

Joanie wasn’t able to get into Indiana or Purdue, so she settled for Ball State instead.
by Bra55Flam1ngo July 14, 2021
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Balls Top

Use the phrase " balls top" in the same manner as the "F" word. When your elated, when your angry, when your bored. The meaning is determined by your mood and tone......balls top!!
"I'm sweating like a fat kid in a candy store with no money, balls top"
by EmJay "Balls Top" August 2, 2021
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balls top

Can be used in any mood or context. Use it in any way you desire
Cheers to our win, balls top!
by BumbaRed78 August 3, 2021
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Ball parakeet

The act of putting ones balls on someone’s shoulders like a parakeet while saying “ball parakeet!”
Ahmad: “yea I just did a ball parakeet on my girlfriend she seemed to really like it
by tpih2324 March 3, 2022
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Cummy Balls

The aftermath from a volcano like eruption from your manhood leaving your balls glazed in jizzums. Once one has Cummy Balls, their day has been elevated to new heights. Some would say this is the first stage to Euphoria.
“Bro, I just got a promotion and walked out with some real Cummy Balls!”
by Bohndo 2.0 August 7, 2021
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taki balls

When a man dips his balls in taki’s and a women licks it off.
I gave my girlfriend a taki balls surprise when she got home from work
by HovDaddy6090 September 3, 2021
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