Sam

Sam is not gay

Sam is hot

by anonymous March 20, 2022

Sam

The nicest most meanest person you will ever meet, gets away with everything. everybody loves and hates a Sam.

Sam: hey I love you shoes, I hope you loose your feet.”

Victim: “oh thank you?”

by Sanihano January 26, 2022

Sam

A Sam is "the man"
He is the one who'll save you
He is the one who makes it better
Stroke is head for good luck
He is a ball of wonder.

Balls.

Also he is autistic always.

Hey you have a test tomorrow right? Stroke the head of a Sam for good luck.

by shmamtheman May 22, 2023

sam kelly

thinks hes the shit but actually is a bitch that doesnt know it he he has a legend city sweater on but doesnt have any shoes

that person is asam kelly

by wgjhurghjerophygfh December 21, 2017

Sam

Sam Is the most Gayest Ass Dude you will ever see. Every time you be-Friend One he will then Talk about Femboys and how “kawaii” they are with there Little skirts

Daniel: “I made a new friend, his name is Sam”
Muhammad: Ew sam He must be gay, block him

by Salty_Slayer November 29, 2021

sam

Sam is a pedophile who dates 10 year Olds and that 10-year-old is usually his friends little sister, Sam is also racist and fights black people.

"Hey have you seen my little sister?"

"Be careful maybe Sam the pedophile got her."

by germophobic_Ethan April 7, 2022

Sam

A MURDEROUS PERSON WHO YOU SHOULD AVOID AT ALL COSTS!
Unless you have to get along with him, maybe then he will let you live.

student: what a great day ,i got perfect score on my test ,i am getting a new dog and i won the lottery! nothing could ruin this day.
Sam: *pulls out a gun* DIE BIAAATCH

by THAT ONE GUUY November 6, 2017