Jesus

Jesus a guy who buys his “stripper” aka his cousin Gucci shoes and flies her out to Tulum on a couple getaway

Hey did you see Jesus went to tulum

by Bookie602 May 26, 2024

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Jesus Karma

When Christians want to comment and rely on the concept of karma but without all the Pagan underpinnings.

After Dave yelled at his children for no reason, he got a flat tire on the way to work. That's a little Jesus Karma right there.

by Jayzues July 24, 2012

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Jesus Solos

He is Him. He’s stronger, faster, smarter. Bro solos all of fiction and non-fiction. He transcends that which is us. He is just that guy.

Guy: Bro Naruto no diffs Luffy.

Guy 2: But can he beat Goku?

Guy 3: The fact they all got nothing on Jesus says a lot doesn’t it?

Guy: Wdym?

Guy 3: Jesus Solos in his sleep 😴

by Roronoa Musashi December 19, 2022

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Roblox Jesus

Roblox Jesus is the most supreme form of Jesus there is. There is no need for anyone to need anything in life other than Roblox Jesus

"bro, did you get your daily filling of Roblox Jesus, cuz I did."

by The Smart Guy 12345 October 23, 2020

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Making Jesus cry

To masturbate
Comes from Christian parents telling their kids “Every time you masturbate, Jesus cries”
Jesus is interchangeable with Hod in this context

An example of “making Jesus cry”
Friend 1:Did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: No, I was so horny I had to make Jesus cry
Friend 1: Gross, tmi

by Comic Sanders May 31, 2019

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