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Chad Zoomer

This philosophy originated in the times of ye old Terra. It's follower's supposedly disappeared, rumored to have ascended to a higher plane of being. Recently, this term has been bought back from its cremated ashes by a mesiah, he refers to himself as "11, The only chad zoomer". The proponents backing this philosophy have been changed by the supposed mesiah to allow it to evolve and flourish. The theory takes a massive influence from the Fabled pioneer of bodybuilding influencers, or most often referred to as the father of modern influencers, Zyzz. A Chad zoomer is a person who only speaks the absolute truth in any circumstance, faces the most terrible problems plaguing the individual mind, A chad zoomer works in his own self-interest until he reaches the point of giving, where he is able to provide other people with the necessary proponents to become their best selves. Anyone can be a Chad zoomer, there are no restrictions on who can be a chad zoomer, as long as he fill the criteria mentioned above.
11 is such a chad Zoomer, I aspire to be like him one day.
Chad zoomers are a rare breed to come by in this plagued world.
by 11thechadzoomer May 12, 2022
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Zooted

After 2 lines, i'm zooted like a mo'fuker.
by Alf May 2, 2003
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zooper

something super or amazing pretaining to the zoo
Jose: That elephant turd is zooper, its the size of a car
by g-iz-fo-shiz June 21, 2006
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Zoomed

Slang for when someone mistreats or disrespects you.
“She told me she only loved me for my money man, she zoomed me.”
by Devvywevvy November 25, 2018
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Zoosexual/Zoophile

Zoosexual/Zoophile: A person who is sexually or romantically attracted to animals.
Random: I’m Zoosexual/Zoophile UwU I’m in love with my pet dog! I’m so cute uwuwuu

Me: *calls therapy, 911, and an asylum*
by Anonymous1012341 February 16, 2023
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Zooted

"bruh i'm hella zooted about this jumper we finna hop in"
by thuglyfeee November 2, 2011
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zooted out the frame

to be high as tits. to be stoned as a boulder.
me: Bro, I'm so high...

Tyler: Nah, mon, you're zooted out the frame
by Blazerblazin May 4, 2011
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