Your Mom

a fucking way overused "joke" for 8-12 year olds in elementary and middle school/junior high.

Joe: "What did you do yesterday?"
Bill: "Your Mom!"

Josh: "Whats up?"
Jimmy: "Your Mom!"

Bob: "Who are you?"
Fred: "Your Mom!"

by TheDankMaster69 June 2, 2017

Your Mom

Your Mom is the person I had sex with last night.

Your Mom, ask her.

by Ploofy 4 January 11, 2010

Your Mom

Your mom, according to experts of psychiatry; is the fattest, ugliest, hottest, dumbest, most sexually active person in the history of the world.

Also a great conversation ender.

Ex 1:

Person 1: Hey dude, what did you do yesterday?

Person 2: Your mom.



Ex 2:

Person 1: So, Frank Macfarlane Burnet was an Australian virologist best known for his contributions to immunology. He conducted pioneering research on bacteri-

Person 2: Your mom.

Person 1:....

by YER FATHA January 5, 2009

Your mom

Ones female parental figure, oftentimes the target of puns.

Your mama so stupid that she threw a rock at the ground, and missed!

by Your mama, obviously. September 17, 2004

YOUR MOM

A source of great sexual pleasure and gratification.

Holy cow, i'm horny. Hey Phil, where is your mom at?

by mastamike January 9, 2004

Your Mom!

A joke used to be really funny. Most people get tired of it, but I don't. Some find it offensive, but it is a generic 'mom' we're talking about here.

Truth or Dare?
Dare.
I dare you to do.....YOUR MOM!!! hahahahah! (does victory dance)

by Your Mom (actually Zewt) January 31, 2004

Your Mom

Woman who either 1) pushed you through her vagina or 2) had surgery to have you removed.

Your mom gave birth to you after going through 12 hours of labor.

by YourMomOnFour June 18, 2008