Throat Wobbler 

A person who delibertely pronounces their own name incorrectly in a usually vane attempt to appear more interesting, from the Monty Python sketch of the early 70s.

‘Mr. Raymond Luxury-Yacht, who claims his name, while spelled as Raymond Luxury-Yacht is actually pronounced, ‘Throat Wobbler Mangrove.’
Lately it has come to include those who actually mis-spell their own name, Zooey instead of Zoe, Brion instead of Brian.

No she's a bit of a throat wobbler, she writes her name ‘Muriel,’ but pronounces her name ‘Mer-Reel,’

Throat Wobbler by Dainty Lardarse May 6, 2018

wobbler

A scantily-clad dressed woman, very under the influence or drunk, and cannot maintain balance while walking. Often seen wearing short skirts and high-heels with her knees about to buckle and also yelling "Woo-hoo!". These characters are often found in your local bar on a Friday or Saturday night 10pm.

Dude #1: "Hey, look at that tramp over there. She looks like she's about to bust her ass in those heels"
Dude #2: "Ugh, poor Wobbler....."

wobbler by Mac_and_Shauna August 30, 2016

wobble 

shakin it

wobble wobble shake it shake it!

wobble by angela October 7, 2003

Woobly Goobly 

A confused absent-minded mental state. Can be caused by distracting circumstances, information overload, lack of sleep or drug intoxication.

I tried to remember not to use the latex gloves because of the patient's allergy but my payslip was all f**ked up again and my mind was all Woobly Goobly.

Woobly Goobly by ajbadboy April 5, 2010

wobbleknocker alarm clock 

The act of a woman waking someone up by hanging her large pendulous breasts over their face and swinging them back and forth across their face to wake them up.

I was sleeping and my wife gave me the wobbleknocker alarm clock this morning...I knew it was gonna be a great day!

wobbleknocker alarm clock by Almalphia September 27, 2010

Brain Wobbled

Its like being tongue-tied, but for the brain.

Those british sure do dance like martial artist from Brazil. Oh, and Brain wobbled.

Brain Wobbled by Cainoftheturks August 12, 2011

Wobbler

A humanoid creature found in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS). Wobblers have existed since the dawn of time. Wobblers can be red or blue. Wobblers have no facial features, other than two googly eyes. Red and blue wobblers have a big rivalry, and will try to murder each other. Wobblers do not speak English, they instead speak gibberish, or just yell.

These two wobblers are really strong, I wonder who will win in the battle.

Wobbler by NotNickW October 21, 2021