When you take a shit and browse memes on your phone. Somehow you end up with a boner and have to visit the hub to satisfy your nasty male tendencies. If your toilet paper is 1-ply, then you know your man milk will shoot right through that sucker. so you finish in the toilet right on top of your logs, thus frosting the fecal cake.
Mike said he was taking a shit, but he's been in there too goddamn long. I think he's doing the ol' turd sprinkle.
by Aeserius December 10, 2016
When jeffy takes too long picking up his gay bro from the Northstar and leaves us waiting for him because we love dem dick sprinkles
by amberbooyah May 28, 2021
Use this word when someone’s being rude it will mind blow them they will have no come back prepared and will have to take the L.
Person1 to person3: “omg shut it you sprinkle turd”
Person2 to person 3:”day ummm there’s no coming back from that”
Person2 to person 3:”day ummm there’s no coming back from that”
by Thecrackheadyouknowas... February 23, 2021
by dean06 November 25, 2019
When a person's hands and/or feet are soaked in water and wrinkles eventually develop on the tips of fingers and/or toes.
“My feet have been in the hot tub so long, my toes have developed sprinkles.”
“I’ve been in the pool for so long, my fingers have become sprinkly!”
“I’ve been in the pool for so long, my fingers have become sprinkly!”
by Raeraerae17362784 March 17, 2018
A very serious panic attack.
by Helpfulsum September 10, 2018
1: To toss things around without care (or by not being completly careless but putting things in different places)
2: A topping for desserts that come in multiple flavors and colors
2: A topping for desserts that come in multiple flavors and colors
1: I sprinkled the decorations around the hall.
2: I asked for rainbow sprinkles on the ice cream, but they gave me chocolate.
2: I asked for rainbow sprinkles on the ice cream, but they gave me chocolate.
by #RainbowAddicted February 25, 2022