The Wisconsin Whittaker

To pour chocolate milk down your own ass crack into a funnel in which the chocolate milk pours into the nose of the sleeping victim awakening him with a chocolate suffocation.

If you fall asleep tonight I'm going to give you The Wisconsin Whittaker to get you up.

by hoonter December 19, 2016

Wisconsin dozen

Fourteen of a particular thing.

I got a Wisconsin dozen of donuts, so all seven of us could have two apiece.

by LaFollette March 30, 2011

whitney wisconsin

My daddy

Whitney wisconsin Fuked my daddy.

by JoshLabroski August 21, 2016

Wisconsin Willy

A term for a penis with considerable smegma, or "dick cheese."

"I hear that Jimmy isn't too clean. Sally said that he's got a Wisconsin Willy.

by Tomshanks October 9, 2008

Mexican Wisconsin

Wisconsin, but Mexican.

Pedophiles make me wish I wish I died in the Mexican Wisconsin Massacre...
Let's take a trip to Mexican Wisconsin!

by 2ndstarr July 4, 2022

Greenville Wisconsin

A small city located outside of Appleton. 90% of the people that live here are city-slickers who want to move to the "country", exactly what Greenville is not. They are not in any such way FORCED to go to Hortonville High School, they can choose to go to Xavier or FVL where they belong. HHS is filled with trucks, stacks, snowmobiles, && yes, mud. But you will be blessed with your own parking stall, not having to worry about a snowmobile taking your spot because they have a designated lot for them! The Catfish Races, which are considered hick, are held here annually. Degrading Greenville to a Hortonville wanna-be. You will meet some of the nicest people who originate from Greenville but you'll know an outsider if you meet one.

People of Greenville Wisconsin, you are privileged to go to Hortonville High School, one of the best school districts in the nation.

by DiTCHTHESLICKERS May 11, 2011

Wisconsin badger

someone who constantly gives annoying advice, outdated opinions, or other very bothersome "help" with anything.

Store salesman: Hi, can I help find something in particular.
You: No thanks, we're just looking.
Store salesman: We have a 20% off sale on merchandise that nobody purchased last fall.
Your friend: Please don't badger us with your sales pitch.
store salesman: No problem, would you like to sign up for the club membership discount card and receive a marginal 10% discount off of already discounted items and junk mail at your home address. It's "free".
You: Let's get outta here; this guy is a Wisconsin badger.
Your friend: Later WB we're outta here.

by wnb3 November 13, 2005