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Wisconsin Girls 

Wisconsin girls are super attractive. Apparently they have an accent, which is incorrect on the Kentucky boys side. Wisconsin girls are always getting asked and sent not so appropriate stuff, especially from Kentucky boys. BossDaddyMLG is the best Wisconsin girl because she is a boss daddy. She may not have the looks but she is godly at everything. Wisconsin girls HATE Wisconsin boys. They all look 7. Wisconsin girl like Kentucky boys more than Wisconsin boys. BossDaddyMLG is especially good at kicking Horndog's butt in cup pong. He sucks. BossDaddyMLG teaches Horndog all her secrets on how to be awesome. But he still isn't as godly as BossDaddyMLG.
Kentucky boy: Wanna play cup pong?
Wisconsin girls: yeah, if you wanna lose.
Kentucky boy: im gonna win.
Kentucky boy : * takes the L*
Wisconsin Girls by BossDaddyMLG November 15, 2019

Wisconsin Horse Race 

The act of taking tubing and placing it in both partners rectums and having both shit at the same time. The objective of the game is to get your poop into the other person's butthole first.
"Did you guys try out the Cleveland Steamer?"
"Nah, we went for the Wisconsin Horse Race... whoever gets their crap inside the other person first gets to be on top"

Wisconsin Nice 

Wisconsinite who is kind and generous to others...as long as they are just like they are. White, working, not on drugs (Alcohol is not a drug. Beer is a gift from God.), heterosexual, white, Jesus loving Christian, long-haired hippie types need not apply, and white. Doncha be one of those commie liberals from Minnesota or one of them unmarried druggies from the projects of Chicago. Oh,
Cindy was all for helping others but not one dollar of her taxes better go to anyone until after they passed a drug test and got a job and they better not spend any of that money on fancy food. She was Wisconsin Nice.

wisconsin dells high school 

a high school in central wisconsin that is full of stuck up kids whos parents own waterparks. but still have shitty parties evem though they are mostly rich. the dells rivals consist of Adams Friendship, which is a bunch of redneck inbred fucks who are 20 MINUTES due north of the dells.
hey clay! we are playin the adams friendship green devils tonight!

ohh god john! i better make sure i put duck tape over my butt hole, we should not let adams beat the wisconsin dells high school in our own gymnasium

Wisconsin Floorbuffer 

When you sit a girl down in a pile of shit and then make her give you head while you spin her around
I sat that girl down in a pile of shit and made her do a Wisconsin Floorbuffer

Wisconsin Whistle Wetter 

When your dick smells like cheese, and you piss in a girls mouth while she is giving you a blow job.
Hey Cody, I gave your mother a Wisconsin Whistle Wetter the other day. She looooves cheese.