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Crossed wires 

"Crossed wires" can describe either of these situations:

1. when people who are supposedly having a conversation with each other are actually talking about completely different things

2. when a dialogue gets out of sync because people are not listening to each other - in a written dialogue this is usually because someone has posted twice before reading a reply.

The expression derives from ye olden days of analogue telephones. Sometimes when speaking on the phone in the 60s or 70s it was possible to hear another conversation on the same line. You might also pick up the phone and find that instead of a dial tone you could hear a conversation. This situation was called "crossed wires".
Example 1:
Emma: I can't wait for the weekend
Joe: Freedom at last! Next year I'm going travelling
Emma: We're throwing a party for our graduation
Joe: I'm gonna hitchhike around Europe
Emma: Everyone is invited. Hope they all come.
Joe: London Paris and Rome here I come!
Emma: You are coming aren't you?
Joe: Wanna come with me?
Emma: Crossed wires!

Example 2:
Jack: I'm sick and tired of arguing
Anna: sorry I didn't mean to upset you. I forgot that you don't like talking about politics
Jack: and I get the feeling you're trying to upset me!
Jack: sorry crossed wires
Crossed wires by Jules Fox April 11, 2013
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Wired dozen 

18. Invented by Wired 96.5 Philadelphia, who play at least eighteen songs in a row without commercials, AKA a "Wired dozen"
I drank a Wired dozen BooKoos over the course of the month.
Wired dozen by Hand Hanzo March 1, 2005
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Rogers Wireless Kids 

The group of annoying kids you see on TV for Rogers enacting scenes of teen drama and acting all cute. Their adds are aimed at a large audience of youngsters as they represent a perfectly homogeneous mix, complete with the good-looking girl, not as good-looking girl, boyish guy with haircut, other boy and non-caucasian boy.
<Guy 1> Hey, I just signed up for UrbanDictinary.com strictly to playa hate the My 5 kids.
<Guy 2> Oh, the Rogers Wireless Kids? I can't stand those feeble little prepsters.
Rogers Wireless Kids by J_Dilla January 16, 2008

live wirez gamer

A little Xbox bitch who fills his twitter and YouTube pages with lies and hypocrisy. Also nominated for Corporate Slave Award (CSA). WTF did this mothafucka smoke before saying that anyone over the age of 18 who plays Crash Bandicoot is a sex offender? Like, geez, bro. There is no one more desperate over Xbox shit like this guy.
That Live Wirez Gamer guy has started another controversy over the PS4 exclusives again...

Shoes over telephone wires 

Shoes over telephone wires signifies gang territory, a loss of a young life, a nearby drug dealer, or just kids being kids.
Don't knock on a strangers door and ask for weed, because there are shoes over telephone wires, nearby.

wired-to-the-tits 

An adjective indicating an extreme degree of inebriation beyond safety, reason and/or consciousness.
Jose Contreras: Daamn, I was wired-to-the-tits drunk last night.
Bruce Lee: No shit, you were hitting on motherfucking livestock by the end of the night.

Wired Pussy

Lesbian electro sex and bondage with wet orgasms and fisting.
Dina experienced wired pussy when was put in her place by the wickedly cruel mistress who inflicted pain and pleasure upon her through fucking implements that shocked her until she came in wet ecstasy.
Wired Pussy by rollergirl February 13, 2014