Black Widow

When a bigger gal of colour (eg. Lizzo) is on her period and smothers a man do death by sitting on his face.

"Chad didn't die in vain, he went out like a hero by black widow while eating Lizzo out on her period. Unfortunately, he didn't quite make it out."

by Randolph Zanzibar March 30, 2023

White Widow

A marvel superhero

"Have you read the new issue of Winter Guard? White Widow was awesome in it!"

by No1ander October 1, 2021

Pink Widow

Pink Widow: A particularly moreish cocktail made from the thick sluff of a chubby girl at the start of her menstrual cycle and spunk, mixed with 2 shots of jaegermeister. Typically served in a tall glass with the fanny lips of the aforementioned fat lass, glued to the rim.

Me: "Do you have any glue that'll stick wet skin to glass?"
Shop attendent: "Certainly sir, here's some Vulv-a-stick 3000. Perfect for even the messiest pink widow"

by fat lad November 14, 2014

Whooping Widow

A ragging whore who fucks guys one after another then moves on to the next. She likes to be fisted and have her ass eaten out then finish it up with being pissed on and sticking her whore finger up a guys ass

Person 1:Did you see Shannon's new guy?

Person 2: She is such a whooping widow

by SilBil89 June 3, 2012

Warzone widow

A girlfriend who used to be loved who had now lost her partner because he chose warzone over her

She used to be in a relationship with Dale but she's now a warzone widow

by Gamingwidow2022 November 26, 2022

White Widow

Pronounced. /wait-wɪd.əʊ/

Noun meaning: a bleached anus

'Finding a white widow is a rare but very, very, very special occasion my friend!'

by TONY of SXW2 May 24, 2024

Widow

A women who can't afford a husband :(

The widow can't afford a husband

by Funny Definitions Official November 14, 2017