A husband or boyfriend, who sits at home patiently whilst his wife/girlfriend is out partying every night, normally holding the baby or looking after the kids she's bored of. If she comes homes he's treated to banging, crashing, and violent vomiting on the landing or down the side of the bath. If she doesn't come home, he lays in bed knowing full well his significant other is being royally plowed by the local horse-hung stud or even studs.
by What's going on. July 22, 2022
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Get the sick widow mug.To experience a piece of media (i.e. a film, song, video, etc.) so many times in a row that it becomes completely un-enjoyable for no other reason besides repeated exposure.
A: I've seen Frozen so many times today, I think I have Black Widow Syndrome for it
B: Dang that sucks, man
B: Dang that sucks, man
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Get the Black Widow Syndrome mug.An Orchid Widow - is similar to other types of widows - golf widows, football widows, A woman married to a man obsessed with orchids, growing them, looking at them, talking to them etc. Only the Orchid Widow is not a seasonal widow - the Orchid Widow is a permanent condition lasting all year long, but frequently peaking in the spring and fall when festivals and shows that can be held on the other side of the planet are occurring. The Orchid widow will get a glazed look on her eyes while she listens to her husband or significant other describe plants and their characteristics in great boring detail. The Orchid Fanatic will have long ruined any interest that the wife may have had for orchids years ago, her interest being overwhelmed by the males obsessive behavior and abnormal interest in flowers.
Yes, I heard she had become an orchid widow. But she took care of it when she put all his orchid plants in the driveway, covered them with kerosene and dropped a match. And in case you were wondering, they are divorced now.
by illyria illyar October 21, 2011
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Get the widows wine mug.1.) A woman who's remained a widow throughout the rest of her life, esp. up until old age. One who's husband died more than 2 decades ago, at a young age never making it to old age. A widow who's lost her husband a long time ago.
This term also refers to widow Nina Von Stauffenberg, who died in 2006 at the age of 92, within less than 62 years after her husband, late german nazi soldier Klaus Von Stauffenberg was killed in 1944 at age 36.
This term also refers to widow Nina Von Stauffenberg, who died in 2006 at the age of 92, within less than 62 years after her husband, late german nazi soldier Klaus Von Stauffenberg was killed in 1944 at age 36.
Zac: My maternal grandmother just had her 89th birthday last week.
Chris: Didn't you have a maternal grandfather? Like, wasn't she married?
Zac: She was married. I never knew my grandfather. He died in 1967. My grandmother never remarried.
Chris: DUDE! You've got to be kidding me, right! She's like a fucking Veteran Widow!
Chris: Didn't you have a maternal grandfather? Like, wasn't she married?
Zac: She was married. I never knew my grandfather. He died in 1967. My grandmother never remarried.
Chris: DUDE! You've got to be kidding me, right! She's like a fucking Veteran Widow!
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