Pink Widow: A particularly moreish cocktail made from the thick sluff of a chubby girl at the start of her menstrual cycle and spunk, mixed with 2 shots of jaegermeister. Typically served in a tall glass with the fanny lips of the aforementioned fat lass, glued to the rim.
Me: "Do you have any glue that'll stick wet skin to glass?"
Shop attendent: "Certainly sir, here's some Vulv-a-stick 3000. Perfect for even the messiest pink widow"
Shop attendent: "Certainly sir, here's some Vulv-a-stick 3000. Perfect for even the messiest pink widow"
by fat lad November 14, 2014
People who can't let go of Derek Shepherd from Grey's Anatomy. People who mourn him more than the actual widow of Derek Shepherd. These people can't let Meredith Grey move onto another man.
Derek's widows are crying again
by Mergrey October 2, 2022
by Jakeasnake May 20, 2017
by Jakeasnake May 20, 2017
by Funny Definitions Official November 14, 2017
A wife who’s husband is in the oil industry / fracking industry and works for extended amounts of time leaving his wife for weeks at a time.
by Ckay2u7 February 18, 2021
The wife (typically stay at home) of a non-local truck driver.
If said couple has children see also: Single mom
If said couple has children see also: Single mom
I was not prepared to be a Truckers Widow when we got married but then he got his CDL and went over the road.
by RawR425 December 13, 2022