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wizzlefuzz

A word describing something stupid, false, or unfair. Non vulgar version of "bullshit."
"You're sending me to jail just because I like the warm side of the pillow? That's wizzlefuzz!"

"You think the Earth is flat? That's wizzlefuzz!"

"Yeah, so after my presentation, my boss said some wizzlefuzz like, 'If you keep this up, I'll fire you.' Total wizzlefuzz."
wizzlefuzz by Doki Doki Lover January 3, 2024
To laugh so hard that you pee a little.
I always wizzle when I watch Kate McKinnon on Saturday Night Live.

Wozzley bias

A form of scientific bias involving systematically ignoring results which would be hard work to discuss in the wider context of the scientific literature.
Steven's new paper has so much Wozzley bias, I cannot believe it was accepted for publication!
Wozzley bias by SCIlon May 6, 2024
To knock yourself in Fortnite due to fall damage.
I Wizzled myself from falling off a cliff.
Wizzled by Beau33 May 24, 2024

Wazzerkiller 

Wazzerkiller is a minging little hermit who leaves his house only to bum suck a turner rollie with his fat ting Staples. He has no shame and kicks his dog when it won’t lick peanut butter off his hairy balls. Regularly threatens to rape people if they don’t get bum out on yubo.
‘Do you know Wazzerkiller?’

‘Yes I heard staples crushed him!’
Wazzerkiller by TheRealPibidy February 13, 2025
Wizzle is a made-up slur by me and my friend so we can insult people without being called out for it.
Wizzles are rude, lying and racist people, like Brendan! yes brendan, I know you’re looking at this. Check your window.
person: “oh ew I hate them”
other person: “I know right they’re such a wizzle..”
Wizzle by A1den !! May 14, 2025