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WTF-ometer

A person's level of disbelief, shock or surprise.
The moment Mary found out her boyfriend might be a distant cousin the needle on her "WTF-ometer" started twitching upward at a rapid rate!!!
by talk2me-JCH2 November 5, 2017
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WTF Tomato

Similar to ROFL-Waffle. Just another silly and pointless internet term.
WTF Tomato, my boss is a jerk today.
by bigballofyarn February 11, 2009
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WTF?

Lad: wtf?
Man: yes I Want To Fuck

Caution; some peolpe respond with physical action being a undesired response!
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wtf adds

Wtf adds are female Facebook whore- selfie posts." WANT TO FUCK PICTURES"
have you seen Stacie's FB page lately? that slut posted 10 wtf adds this week.
by fuckthathotass69 January 28, 2017
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wtf japan

the basic reaction to the weirdest shit japan does. lick a cat, make out with an egg yolk and so on.
Person1 : yo come here and check out this 4chan post
P2 : WTF JAPAN
by fille September 5, 2012
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yo wtf

what you say when you see or hear something crazy
Richard : Word on the street is that Monica sent Jonah nudes .

Carlos : yo wtf . watch her ass get exposed rq
by Yicholas August 31, 2019
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wtf

it means wrickled titty fuzz.
one meaning does.
another means wut the fuc*
and they are also many others.
usally used in disbelif and uses a excamation mark (!) instead of a question mark (?).
You have WTF!!

Omg no way, wtf, why wuld she say that!?
by meeee May 13, 2005
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