Vulture

A wanker who hides in the background waiting to pounce on a friends women any little opportunity they get

Ima curb stomp that little vulture

by Fhhhggggf January 3, 2020

Cock Vulture

Men who hang Hangout in adult bookstores/ adult emporiums/Porn shops who's purpose lure men into booths ,bathrooms, dark corners to give fellatio / blowjobs to patrons?.

Wow that porn shop sure did have a lot of cock vultures hanging out in the back!

by Chaseifer June 27, 2018

Vulturize

To eat something completely, to consume, to wipe food out of the face of this planet.

Ola vulturized a bowl of porridge before gym earlier

by Prodigalson2023baby May 7, 2023

Vibe vulture

The type of jerk to rid the room of good vibes like meat off of a bone in a fashion comparable to a vulture.

This fool couldn’t help crashing the party with his hateful attitude, seeing to it that not beer smile was remaining. He’s such a vibe vulture.

by The Homewrecker April 4, 2022

Vulture-mode

Being in a situation where someone you definitely don't want to know what your computer is full of (i. e. parents or gf/bf), is standing right behind you staring at the screen and passively compelling you to self-restraint, i. e. not opening /b/ or pr0n, keeping messenger windows hidden just in case, and hiding embarassing desktop or icons (or embarassing icon names, such as "My Shit" instead of "My Computer") with randomly opened windows.

(1) "I can't open that link right now, Vulture-Mode."
(2) DM: "Pause guys. Vulture-Mode."

by nevermoar April 8, 2009

joke vulture

When you tell someone a joke you made up and then they start telling it and say they made it up

Wyatts a joke vulture every joke I've ever told him he's stolen

by Pimpin' Ryan May 3, 2017

Vultures 2

The worst album ever, made by Kanye West.

Dave: "Hey, did you listen to Vultures 2 yet?"
Tom: "Nah man, that shit's ass. It's filled with AI, and Kanye is on nitrus the whole time!"

by incandescentcola November 22, 2024