vanilla bdsm

The lightest parts of bdsm that vanilla people might do.

"I'm not into hardcore kinks, but I'd do bondage and submission."
"Oh, so you're one of those people who does vanilla bdsm."

by dovahzul December 6, 2016

French Vanilla

The act of french kissing that makes you cum.

" Yo dude, I french vanilla'd with Ashley yesterday! I thought I could hold it back but I couldn't"

by Napahoe June 9, 2016

Vanilla Cake

A white, or caucasian girl's pussy.

Anyone think there's too much vanilla cake at this party?

by Oneironauts July 19, 2012

Skinny Vanilla

An alcoholic beverage comprised of a mixture of light beer and Smirnoff ice

Enjoy a Skinny Vanilla in Muskoka!

Pigeon Lady Likes Skinny Vanillies

by Lenny Lover July 27, 2009

Vanilla Johnson

The process whereby one man ejaculates on another mans penis. It can be a pure accident of through an act of sexual intercourse.

Man 1: OMG i'm so close!
Man 2: Vanilla Johnson me... do it jizz on my girth!
Man 1: F**k yeah! OMG, OMG this is so hot!
Woman 1: Errr guys what about me?!
Men: Shut it, you bearne'd everywhere!

by Vanilla johnson April 14, 2010

Vanilla Rat

Noun: (Van•ill•la-rat)
A prissy white bitch. Usually found in the mall drinking Starbucks, or annoying the shit out of someone. A vanilla rat thinks they are hot shit and better than everyone around them. Biggest attention whores you will ever meet.

Ex1:

"Omg. I'm so fat from that one almond I ate all day."

"Shut up you dumb vanilla rat."
Ex2:

"Look at those skanky vanilla rats actin like they're the shit."

by Eatmyshit June 24, 2014

vanilla magic

A name for a whit boys penis

I'm going to take her back to mine and show her some vanilla magic

by Dicklover💜 January 2, 2015