Unicorniversal Soldier

When a Universal Soldier gets a pipe stuck in their forehead mimicking a modern day unicorn.

Dolf Lundgren received a metal pipe to the forehead in Universal Soldier: Regeneration thus transforming him into a Unicorniversal Soldier.

"Jimmy didn't make it back from the mission. He is now a Unicorniversal Soldier."

by dakerd February 20, 2010

Unicorn Magic

When the sex is so majestic and magical.

Kevin came over last night and we made unicorn magic.

by Legitjess July 5, 2016

Unicornology

The study of unicorns and other similar mystical creatures like Pegasus.

I am headed to my class of unicornology.

by Aqualina987 November 21, 2016

unicorn glitter

When two people are having intercourse, while under the influence of acid and wearing unicorn masks.

I was shocked when I walked in on my parents, doing the unicorn glitter.

by Joker_Girl42 December 20, 2016

pegasus-unicorn

A Pegasus with a unicorn horn. An expression for something very rare.

It's so rare, it's like a Pegasus-unicorn.

by sebastian hoyle January 10, 2012

Strangling a Two-Headed Unicorn

When someone gives you a freaked-out look that is so insanely filled with disbelief and confusion, that it is unable to be described with unmythical creatures.

Jane: Starts to sing Circle of Life while doing a pregnant dance in a thong bikini

Jane's Grandmother: *looks at her like she's strangling a two-headed unicorn*

by PSEUDONYM711WABAFE January 5, 2012

limp dick unicorn

When you cut someones dick off and sew it to there head. Therfore resembling a unicorn with a floppy horn.

I'm going to make you a limp dick unicorn!

by 100%Real May 7, 2015