unicorn eater

When a girl straps a dildo onto her forehead, sticks it in a guys ass and nibbles on his balls.

Last night I got real drunk and Loraine did the unicorn eater on me. It was pretty cool in a fucked up kind of way.

by The Big Boy June 27, 2006

unicorn language

unicorn language is a language consisting of random animal noises mixed together that you can think of.

"i want some ehhasdrf" says person #1
"you want some WHAT?" says person #2
"oh i said i want some water. i forgot you don't speak unicorn language" says person #1

by julie williams July 10, 2007

unicorn sex

Sex that is so amazing that it seems fantastical, mythical, impossible, or unrealistic; sex that transcends conventional reality and transports the lovers into alternate dimensions; sex that most people do not believe exists, even if it is described to them by one who claims personal experience.

My date was so incredible, we totally had unicorn sex!
or

Yeah, I've been hooking up with different people, but now I really want that unicorn sex, you know?

by M. Svairini March 31, 2010

Unicorning

A sexual theatrical play where one partner attaches a strap on dildo and proceeds to penetrate the receiving partner with said dildo strap on.

Buddy: how was the white knuckler last night?
Me: she was into some wierd shit. I had to put a strap on my head, unicorning the fuck out of her

by Doctor_chang.aka.hung-lo January 9, 2014

unicorgy

An orgy involving unicorns and other mythical and magical creatures. First seen on craftastrophe.net.

Man, that unicorgy is pretty messed up. I didn't know paper mache animals could do that!

by schwagirl January 15, 2009

unicorn turd

sparkly substance that is projected from the anus of the unicorn

Violet Unicorn- Help, my poopy hurtie comie outie, airgo, unicorn turd

by kamkampeacewins February 12, 2009

Unicorn Dandruff

The huge amount of sugar that you get on the last serving of cereal.

Dude, I'm going to serve myself extra cereal so I can get the Unicorn Dandruff!

by Hyper Active Cynic! April 1, 2011