UberDrunk

The type of drunk you get when knowing neither you or your friends will be driving that night. This usually is accompanied by a heavy pregame to justify why you can't drive to the bar in the first place.

Person 1: "Hey man, our Uber is only 4 minutes away"
Person 2: "I better pound this beer and see how many shots I can get in because it's going to be an UberDrunk night!"

by Schaffenator40 December 22, 2015

Uber yak

When you vomit on the uber ride home from a party, bar or event.

Dude, I was so hammered after the Best Coast Beer Fest that I uber yaked on the ride home.

by FreddieFred July 21, 2016

Uber Mint

Very Fresh or Very Cool
Referring to something which is hip

My coffee this morning was uber mint.

by Airbenderboy11 September 20, 2016

Uber Whore

Usually a female who always has a need to take the front passenger seat of the Über vehicle so she can engage with the driver.

Linda is such an Über whore. She is so bad, even when it's raining, Linda waits outside to grab her seat next to the driver. It doesn't matter to her if even her boyfriend is the only other passenger! What a Uber Whore!

by meigs man November 28, 2016

uber minute

Any time someone/something says it'll take a minute, but it takes closer to 10. (Like in the Uber app, when it says the car is a minute away, but the driver shows up 10 minutes later.)

I'll be at the bar in an uber minute.

by Uberminute January 11, 2017

UberDick

When you hook up with your Uber driver

"I just got UberDick last night on the way home from the club"

by The Black House July 21, 2017

uber ditch

When u call an Uber for someone & the Female gets you to pay for it and stays she’s on the way and changes the destination u been Uber Ditched

Uber Ditch u call a cab their on their way and they change destination & close their phone

by Ditchdabitch June 15, 2019