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Two Rocks

Small West Australian town named after.. two big rocks. It is mainly populated by crayfishermen, hippies and alcholics/drug addicts. Most families are inter-related. It is quite picturesque, however it smells like seaweed and the isolation/inbreeding makes people crazy.
" I'm going to Two Rocks to get a stick off grandma "
" Where the hell is Two Rocks?"
by T; May 18, 2008
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Two year rule

It is socially acceptable to go out with anyone within the two year age bracket. However the younger of the couple should be at least 14.
The "two year rule" means a 14 year old girl can go out with a 16 year old boy and still being socially accepted.
by randommzz October 20, 2009
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Two Lane Highway

When too lines of cocaine are made side by side, and then it is snorted so that one line goes up each nostril at the same time. This person would then be on the Two Lane Highway unti the cocaine wears off.
"Dude I'm on the two lane highway and i cant get off man."
by This Guy made it up April 1, 2009
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two legged conscience

Having another person in your life that helps you with your decision making till your own conscience skills developed . Usually this development of your own conscience will never occur according to the two legged conscience. Usually a wife friend or other helpful person qualifies as a two legged conscience. Poor results from behavior according to what your sense of right and wrong tells you is right denotes a need for a two legged conscience.

A two legged conscience will assist you in freely feeling shame when you do something immoral;
Pat a two legged conscience reminded Bob that he has no conscience about his habits"
A two legged conscience is needed when you are not able to adher to ethical or moral principles; you demonstrae a base, degrading way of life . Participate in dishonorable unethical practices usually causing immense fun and joy with a result of a total lack of guilt.
If Dick had a two legged conscience he would be alive today. Dick not having a two legged conscience developed a life style that He enjoyed but killed him. Poor individual decision making . Staying out for one more for the road. Not responsible to any higher authority.
by Sherlockhomes January 3, 2011
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Two Percent

Small Breasts that do not resemble the stereo typical dairy farmer with the hourglass figure.
"Hell no Olga cant be a barbie! She needs a lot more than two percent up top to even try!"
by Walter Phillips November 19, 2011
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Two-Flush

A sarcastic name for a person who neglects to double flush after an especially large bowel movement.
"Oh, here comes Johnny Two-Flush scrambling for a plunger. He must've plugged the toilet again."
by DirtyBoz February 28, 2013
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two teamer

a sports fan who roots for two or more teams
Guy 1: "How does Dan like the Jets and the Eagles?"

Guy 2: "Because, he is low down, dirty two teamer!"
by TheTokenGuy September 1, 2012
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