Turtle Job

When a person curls their lips over their teeth while performing a blow job. This results in less irritation to the penis from teeth chafing but causes the performer to resemble a turtle.

Fred: Man, my dick is so raw from my girlfriends terrible blow job last night.
Jack: Dude! Just have her give you a turtle job next time.

by Sogrox May 2, 2014

Thomas the Turtle

A term commonly used to exemplify the fact that all Thomas-es slightly resemble turtles. Also, it is used to mock young, muscular men who enjoy eating sandwiches, wrestling, and refer to their father's by their first name.

Girl1: Woah..... that guy is such a Thomas the Turtle!!

Girl2: Wow... Tom sure looks like a turtle!!! Soo... that's why they call him Thomas the turtle!

by hge13 December 22, 2010

Turtle Slerpping

When you slowly pull your penis out of a woman's vagina while the woman clenches her vagina causing a slerpping sound.

I was in the middle of fucking and i pulled my groin. So i slowly got up and heard a slerping sound come out from beneath me. I realized that we had just been "Turtle Slerpping"

by FuckYouAssWhole October 4, 2010

Lisa Turtle

Being the only black person in a group of white people

I would run for congress but I don't want to be a Lisa Turtle.

by Thisguy34 September 6, 2013

Turtle Mouth

Term used to describe people of Greek origin.

John Stamos from "Full House" is Turtle Mouth.

by ??What?? December 1, 2010

Turtle Dicking

When someone is wearing a face mask, but their nose is popping out

Look at Tom, he is turtle dicking in the office

by jackwagonjoe November 13, 2020

Throw the turtle

The act of throwing a turtle against the wall in a post masturbation rage. Or to pleasure yourself by vigarous masturbation.

When I read my old issues of Boys Life I have an overwhelming urge to throw the turtle.

by Poppy410 June 29, 2014