tuck'n tug

An ancient form of concealing during self masturbation in which the masturbatour turns his or her back towards the unwanted on-looker then pulls the covers over himself. He or she then begins to wail away using stealth and muffled grunts into the pillow until he or she is satisfied. often times during this ancient ritual the victim I.e. roommate, brother, girlfriend, or any other onlooker will become emensly disgusted and leave the general area. It is a terrible thing to witness a tuck'n tug and we suggest that one recieves serious mental therapy after a witnessed incodent.

My roommate was really horny and thought it was a good idea to do a tuck'n tug while i was in the room... I knew what he was really doing then proceeded to throw up!

by Jarome Delefuante November 4, 2007

Friar Tug

When you give your homie a handjob after dipping your hand in a fryer, dressed as Friar Tuck

I gave my handless homie a Friar Tug last night. Hands a lil sore, but he screamed to the heavens!

by Skrapy8 October 2, 2021

tugging the turkey

Another way of saying choking the chicken

It means masturbating or masturbation depending on what time tense.

Bob: I was totally enjoy tugging the turkey.

Jen: Good for you?

by Alice Hatterson September 7, 2017

Ball Tug

The act in which a person tugs their own balls or someone else tugs their balls with the purpose of sexual pleasure.

OMG! Jewel's ball tug had them all the way to the ground!

by NadeLivMode May 18, 2020

Gopher Tugging

The act of pulling on one’s penis to break The Suspensory Ligament and permanently increasing the length of the penis.

Girl 1: “where did Owen go?”
Girl 2: “I think he went gopher tugging for us.”

by MoCeramic October 12, 2023

Tug-bucket

When a chain of naked men pull on another mans "pouch" and pass it on to a non binary homo-sapien.

Aye man cume down to the party tonight, there gonna be a massive tug-bucket.

That tug-bucket last night was orgasmic, your mom did a fine job being at the head of the pack.

by Lude Man September 22, 2020

Amish tug

to masturbate without the aid of any pornography; no electronic devices/magazines which are not part of Amish culture

The power went out and my phone was dead so I had to Amish tug.

I pulled an Amish tug last night because I was too tired to look up porn.

by Mattj March 2, 2015