Test tube ass nigga 

An immature male that is not street smart and cannot properly take care of himself. They generally are mama's boys, fuckboys, and not wearing the pants in relationships etc.

Someone oughta to teach that test tube ass nigga how to make his own money. 24 and still sitting on the couch and smoking all day smh.

Test tube ass nigga by DaisySunshyne May 29, 2019

aluminum tube

Major aspect of creating weapons of mass destruction. It is almost as significant and dangerous as yellow cake.

The nigga bought aluminum tubes! Do I need to tell you what the fuck you can do with an aluminum tube!?! ALUMINUM!!

aluminum tube by AdamBB June 2, 2007

bicycle inner tube 

1. Designed to be used by young men as a sex subsitute.
2. Can also be used to inflate bicycle tyres.

I don't have a girlfriend because I'm very shy, but I have a bicycle inner tube.

bicycle inner tube by soreofhing July 6, 2009

Torpedo tube

Slang for vagina, typically used by members of the USMC

"where were you born?"
"a torpedo tube"

Torpedo tube by shithead mcpee July 27, 2020

movement in the tube 

Slang for needing to defecate or poop. Usually used when the urge is especially urgent.

Charlie: "Dude. Why is you're face so red???!!?
Noah: "Man, I had Japanese for dinner and there's definitely movement in the tube."

movement in the tube by Uncle Buck, Tennessee September 3, 2018

Mob Tube 

A genre made up of fan boys of the mafia. A place where men with a tiny penis hang out because they have no real life. Mob tube is place where people gathered so they can get manipulated and scammed by the fat bald Sicilian.

Mob tube is full of fan boys who are also rat lovers

Mob Tube by Carlos Muniz the yt stalker November 26, 2021

wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men

A more common name for the advertising device that is also known as an Airdancer. It is a plastic humanoid shaped hollow 'bag' that when supplied with an air flow inflates and appears to flail around.
Uses include:
Attract Customers to your business.
Make a splash at your next presentation.
Keep grandma company.
Protect your crops.
Confuse your neighbours.
African American? Hail a cab.
Testify at church.
Or just raise the roof.

"Thanks to a shipping error I am now currently overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to you!!"

wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men by Al Harrington February 21, 2008