saber-toothed tiger

A woman far too old to be a cougar, who even though she no longer has IT, continues to pile on makeup and chase much younger men. Martha Raye was an example of a true saber-toothed tiger when she scored that gay guy before dying.

Dude, I banged a saber-toothed tiger this weekend. She popped her teeth out, blew me and then gave me some milk and cookies after we finished up in the sack.

by Justin Goff March 1, 2009

Toothfairy

An inferior, winged creature, who steals peoples teeth, and replaces them with pathetic sums of money.

Also, can be used in referance to someone who sheeps their friends, trying to look big and clever.

Look at them two, Lou is such a Toothfairy when it comes to Elaine.

by Ann Onamys November 14, 2006

toothpaste

A caviteys worst nightmare.

You cant imitate yourself. You already are.

-Mr.Blockhead

by Amish Kid July 13, 2004

toothpick stare

The day dreamer stare you have when you are using a toothpick after you eat or when you have something stuck in your teeth. This same stare happens when you are cleaning your ears, brushing your teeth, or flossing.

What's wrong with George, he looks dazed.

-Yea, he has a toothpick stare going on.

by T.J. Dubz February 28, 2008

Gap tooth Muslim

Anyone who's name is Mohammed or Guillermo

Gap tooth Muslim :Mohammed you gap tooth terrorist

by Pussy destroyer 9/11 February 2, 2017

saber-toothed crotch cricket

body lice caught from a person you paid money to have sex with.

Little did she know as we drove through Kemmerer that the saber-tooth crotch crickets I gave her had their origin in the cathouse up on the hill.

by grandmalseizure May 1, 2005

trooter

someone who copies and follows everything a group of people does

-She said she's online looking at volcom clothes.

-What a trooter. We run the show and she just troots behind.

by Funnyy January 11, 2009