torpedo range

The distance semen travels over the female body.

Man, I have a super long torpedo range. I aimed from her vagina all the way to her hair.

by KangarooPanda March 17, 2017

Torpedo

Bullets fired from guns.

Boi, keep playing with me. You about catch them torpedoes.

by anonymous April 3, 2022

Torpedo

A women who is attractive when under the influence of alcohol.

Man, Ben was so smashed last night. He ended up taking home that torpedo.

The act of being Torpedoed.

by ThumbGunner June 12, 2018

Booger Torpedo

The piece of tissue or toilet paper that you insert into your nostril and twist to collect the boogers that are stuck. Upon completion, you throw it in the trash.

Even after blowing my nose, I couldn't get the snot out. I twisted a booger torpedo up into my nostril and was able to get it out..

by Nuclear Dustbunny April 17, 2024

Torpedo

A sly or otherwise cheeky statement (usually backhanded, sarcastic, or savage in nature) that is cleverly worded so that it goes unnoticed at first until its true meaning is figured out. Therefore much like a torpedo: Will go typically go unnoticed by many until its either too late to do anything about it or hits them.

Clyde: Dude that burn was a total Torpedo.
Dale: Yeah man, did you see the faces of the ones who figured it out?
Clyde: Totally. It was a beautiful sight watching their smiles fade in realization.

by TranscendentBoredomOverlord June 13, 2018

torpedo tail

When someone is giving a rusty trombone or rim job and accidentally brushes a prairie dog with their tongue

Gary never realized she still had one in the loading dock and receive a Torpedo Tail as a prize.

by NotGarysFriend November 2, 2013

Human Torpedo

When a person playing basketball shoots up to the rim in a complete pencil like shape with the ball in two hands above their head with their arms fully extended. The person does not change position in mid air until the dunk is completed and both feet have landed on the ground. The Human Torpedo can be used to achieve a "Master Eng" which is a different term.

"He just did a human torpedo!"

by Motion Wawa December 18, 2012