by bicboibooboo February 17, 2019

"Witnesses say that Tom Cruise was shot to death after caught Torpedoing in the hot tub by his mother."
"Did you see that chick Torpedoing herself?"
"Did you see that chick Torpedoing herself?"
by jayrodmurderface June 29, 2017

An inconsiderate human that takes the mic on an X space that goes on a irrelevant monologue for half an hour and clears the room.
Oh no look we’ve got another space torpedo he’s cleared the room again, should we go to another space ?
by NotMrChegs December 22, 2023

"Did you hear Aqua talking about how many guys he's been with?"
"I know, he's a serious torpedo loader."
"I know, he's a serious torpedo loader."
by ZeppelinWarsFan32 November 29, 2022

by RockGod1985 June 2, 2016

by KangarooPanda March 17, 2017

The act of which two sailors of any nations navy, engage in sexual contact where one sailor shits in his own hand and proceeds to jerk off before inserting his shit covered penis into his sailor friends anus! Thus completing the dirty torpedo!
by Zkod December 5, 2020
