toppah

A one eyed andaconda capable of giving YOU a face full of creamy venom. sometimes confused with a penis, a toppah is no childs play. usually brown in color and and prefers to attack older aged white women. at a drop of a hat the toppah can throw up in your face.
or... an abnormally large ass hole , on egreat for filling.

Kim- i hung out with a toppah last night.

rachel- im so jealous, is there any left over??

by #solvinproblems November 20, 2011

toppel

Capital letter

use a toppel

by OJ Da Hayward June 23, 2009

Topaco

(verb) Meaning to hear hearing an unusual sound, to be baffeled. usually hearing it in the middle of sleeping.

Denver: Did you hear that noise!?

Emily:" What noise?"

Demi: "What did it sound like?"

Denver: "It sounded like TOPACO!"

Katelynn: "oh? hahahahhaha."

by EmilyDynomite April 4, 2010

mississippi tophat

n, mullet style haircut. Business in the front, party in the back. Especially where the top and sides of the man's head is crew cut and the back is left to grow long and pretty.

The four guys in front of us at the monster truck rally were all wearing Mississippi tophats and ZZ Top t-shirts.

by willie nille July 26, 2006

Topamax

A drug for fattys

Man i been on that topamax for 2 weeks and lost 100 pounds my nigga

by Tacoman4u February 2, 2017

tappable

a man you could fathom having sex for in return for monetary favors; a sugar daddy

With a wallet that size and a body to match, that man is tappable.

by violetfire7 February 16, 2003

Alpha Tappa Kegga

the greatest organization of human beings whos life consists of tappin kegs, ass, and gettin domers!!

"I wait for college to get fucked up and have crazy wild animal sex all the time....ill just join Alpha Tappa Kegga!"
-"Shit man I could use a good domer im a join too!"

by MASTER TAPPA KEGGA March 25, 2003