Dung tongue

Terrible smelling breath, resembling that of cow dung. Frequent among mainly middle-aged and erderly people, seldom ever enjoyed or celebrated and wholly unpleasant.

This chick at my work yo, she really nice but every time I chat to her I'm hit with a breeze of warm dung tongue right in the kisser.

by Dickie Bummel September 6, 2015

Tongue and Quill

The act of a man writing with his penis as a quill on his partners breast using semen acquired through oral sex or aggressive cock tonguing.

A quick tongue and quill is a fine way to end a day of work…

I hear your boss likes to Tongue and Quill…

by AfterDuskDriver January 11, 2023

Short tongue

Explaing something short and sweet, without babing it for the weak.

Don't short tongue me you know I'm not intelligent enough to comprehend that

by Prickley October 6, 2018

Pear Tongue

Kiwi portmanteau of Pete Tong and pear shaped - both meaning "wrong".

It's gone a bit pear tongue.

by Mac Hitchen January 8, 2021

tongue lashing

when in the throws of wild sex, one might use their tongue hurriedly to deliver pleasure to the other party.

I gave Gemmas quim a thorough tongue lashing last night and she really got off on it.

by snooter69 October 15, 2017

Tongue of Ab

A weapon of mass pleasure capable of causing orgasam in seconds

The tongue of Ab is great in me

by kljkljlkkljl October 28, 2010

Cheesy Tongue

Someones tongue being caked with STD’s and STI’s from licking something covered with bacteria

“She licked the toilet seat!”
“Lmao she has a Cheesy Tongue”

by PP20 March 30, 2020