toink

means silly, stupid, idiot etc.

you're such a toink!

by felicity January 8, 2005

toben

he's funny, sweet, fun and mysertious..one of the people id most like to know better

by k October 9, 2003

tobias

Tobias is God in Asia. It has the body of a Pig surrounded by spiders and people believe that once he was a human that spent too much time among pigs in his early childhood until his body transformed into a pig.

"Bring me luck Tobias!"

by lamartinm May 30, 2015

Tobi

Sexiest man alive, gets all the pussy and makes girls wet, has a HUGE penis and all the girls want it.

Wow he must be a Tobi, his cock is so big

by Pu$$y smasher 2000 November 19, 2018

Tobia

1. The oldest member of a kid rock band that needs 2 days to recover from any concert that goes past 9:00pm.

2. Like how canaries were used to detect poisonous gases; A Tobia is the person in the office that is first hit by bacterias and viruses to warn others of the possible dangers that lurk.

"Tobia called in sick... wash your hand frequently!!!"

by brador April 1, 2005

Tobias

1. Tobias Funke, former Analyst/Therapist (analrapist) turned "actor" from Arrested Development known for his latent homoerotic tendencies, deep denial, balding pate, and a known nevernude.
2. Anyone in serious self-denial about their true nature.

Yeah, Gena's still dating that Tobias... I wonder which one of them is in deeper denial?

by tacostacos November 23, 2005

tobirama

Loves dick

Tobirama oh yes

by Baby cakes yeff June 4, 2017