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fish toaster

by RichAustralia November 1, 2006
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Toaster Head

The act of toaster head is fulfilled when a female carries out the act of biting and grinding her teeth together while giving a male oral satisfaction.
"Dude, my dick hurts after Nicole gave me toaster head. I'm putting on some icy hot and going back to World of Warcraft."
by Toaster Head Effender March 18, 2009
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Toaster

A chubby, green eyed, multi-colored nosed, kitty who loves to cuddle and be cute and he could potentially be the love of your life, even if you're allergic to cats.
awww look at Toaster's fat jiggle when he runs! <3333
by bethiodos December 7, 2010
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twinkie toaster

A twinkie toaster is when you use a twinkie or a twinkie rapper as a condom.
Jim:Hey Harry, what did you do last night?

Harry:I met up with Mary and we got to the bedroom but i couldn't find a rubber so we used a twinkie toaster.

Jim:Nice dude keep it clean.
by yummy tummy boy October 16, 2017
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Mud Toaster

In short, it's another phrase for the act of spitting hot sludge from ones sphincter and further leaving a crust along the outer edge of ones rim.

More specifically, after eating unusually spicy cuisine, a very hot slush of fecal juice makes its way through the large intestine (toaster) and amalgamates with a solid preheated log to form a mushy substance (mud). This mud is then baked for as long as the sphincter can handle.

At the point in which one can no longer clinch, the mud spits and/or spews from the turd cutter leaving behind a crust along the rim. This is when you know that you've cooked the mud long and hot enough for a toasted crust to form.

This causes anal leakage, or what many people know as mud butt.
Whew, this curry is going right through me. It's definitely going to lead to a mud toaster.

Something's brewing within me, and it feels like it's going to be a mud toaster.
by Mudbuttmonster July 27, 2017
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hockey toaster

A game where a group of guys all cum onto a piece of toast as fat as they can, whoever cums last has to eat the toast
Everybody come in for a quick hockey toaster!
by bigman12313213 March 2, 2018
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french toaster

French Toaster when a French girl sticks hot hands inside her vag to provide the man a even toasty-er experience
Girl 1: that French girl did a French toaster for her man she is such a team player!
by DiabeticIguana June 28, 2018
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