When you have a small, mushroom shaped penis that resembles the Nintendo character Toad and you insert it into a woman that you have paid to keep quiet about the encounter.
by GFMercy October 5, 2018
Get the Toad in the Holemug. To use the spell "Toad" in Final Fantasy 2 and successfully "toading" the emperor on the very first turn, thus no need to challenge him as a boss.
by Alexylex February 4, 2005
Get the toading the emperormug. That muthaphucka is a pistol toad, he always pullin out his strap ready to bust instead of knuckling up like a real man.
by Bernardo Mannie Barba November 6, 2007
Get the Pistol toadmug. by Bertyflirtyandimthirty November 19, 2009
Get the Old toadmug. A poem about a wacky computer teacher who looks/acts like a frog. Knows nothing about computers, and always calls the school's head of technology department to help him/her open Explorer. If you have trouble doing something in his/her class, tough shit. He/She can't help you.
A Toad Ode rhymes. The Format is ABAB CDCD EFEF. There are 3 stanzas.
A Toad Ode rhymes. The Format is ABAB CDCD EFEF. There are 3 stanzas.
by donwithlatin January 10, 2006
Get the Toad Odemug. by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009
Get the toad choadmug. When someone is absolutely convinced they will never take ketamin again and only moments later is reduced to a toady mess on the party floor mumbling about ballbags and dribbling on ladies.
The anaemic toad when in with the mysterious ginger weasel becomes enraged and he and his sidekick the rare african closet gremlin. went on a magical journey from the land of carpet to the vinyl mountain. He then feeling challenged issues mucus from his griffnuts and transforms into a wonky toad.
by willhelm654 August 11, 2011
Get the wonky toadmug.