Whiskey Dick

The mental hard-on one recieves after launching a fully loaded AH-1W super cobra while sending it off with a "Have guns...Will Travel..." Salute.

Marine 1: " Hey Marine, did you see that sweet send off?"

Marine 2:" yeah man, that was motivating.

Marine 1:" I know, I got a case of the Whiskey Dick!

by WarriorLINE167 October 16, 2011

whiskey dock

A man wishing his cock would grow despite of him have whiskey dick from drinking too much

"He totally couldn't perform, he had a case of whiskey dock"

man crying in the background repeating over and over- Hickory, Dickory, Dock, I wish I had a hard cock

by roxyglr3420 July 19, 2011

looking for whiskey

when someone at a party goes off alone with someone else to perform oral

Kristin: Hey Amy, where did Jen and Nathan go? I haven't seen them in awhile..
Amy: Oh they went looking for whiskey.

by loveu:) April 15, 2009

Whiskey delta

That's how miltary calls infected ones (zombies).

(Rescue Seven) -This is rescue seven , Over.
(Papa Gator) -Rescue seven , are you seeing Whiskey Delta, or friendly? Over.
(Rescue Seven) -Papa Gator , we're not sure .We are seeing -huh- multiple personel and small firearms. Over.

by Xzetax March 14, 2010

whiskey dick

The condition resulting from excessive consumption of alcohol in which you are impotent (can't get it up with a crane)

You get totally drunk and meet a beautiful woman in a bar. Astoundingly, she goes home with you and wants to get it on, but you have whiskey dick and can't perform (get a boner)

by SunDeviLaw January 08, 2014

whiskey on the brain

A near disease like water on the brain. When working a long tedious and tasking day the mere mention of the Jim Beam sends one into a magnetic voyage to the nearest dive bar to drown the working man's woes.

In casual conversation with Andy, Kristine mentioned the bottle of whiskey she procurred for Tom's birthday this weekend. After putting in a crab fisherman's day worth of hard work and sweat, the mere mention of the fine gruel, gave Andy a severe case of whiskey on the brain only to be cured by a stop at the Buzzin Steakhouse on his way home.

by Malbec Maven November 08, 2011

Whiskey Tits

A pair of exceptionally large breast in reference to the size of whiskey barrels sitting upon her chest

I met this chick from new york last night and she had a huge pair of whiskey tits

I had a rough day at work I need to suck on a nice pair of whiskey tits to relieve my stress.

by Long Dick Chris August 15, 2019