jap pap strap

A unique, strap on, double sided dildo used in Japanese porn. The curved, erect dildo that doubles as a pussy/ass plug, is enhanced with an inside vibrator in order to for the wearer of the jap pap strap to also be satisfied as they're pounding away.
Higgins' mother got so wet while catching him masturbating that she fixed on her jap pap strap and surprised his ass with a rubber cock right as she herself flooded the other end.
by Mad Mick! March 07, 2017
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japs lock

A ripoff of japenese and caps lock, I made this up when my friend mentioned people calling asians (no offense) japs, so I said japs lock and it went from there. In my version, press it and you act all japenese .See example for usage.
I have a japs lock and know how to use it! Don't make me go all ninja on you!!
by Hello~Officer February 25, 2005
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Jap cream pie

I was fucking this Japanese girl and shot my cum into her sweet pussy. I withdrew my cock and saw a lovely sight of my cum dripping from her pussy making a Jap Cream Pie
by Asianpoker January 20, 2022
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japs eye spy

A sly type of meat gazer. Using any trick he can to take a good look at your manservant.
That little japs eye spy was checking out the old man.
by B-Neutron September 11, 2006
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jap's eye jockey

An offensive name used to describe a male with homosexual tendencies in the United kingdom. Alternatives include arse bandit and jobbie jabber. Also see jap's eye
by Recci91 May 23, 2011
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Double Jap's Eye

The rare occurrence where only the skin of middle part of your jap's eye sticks together. When you pee, two streams come out creating the illusion of a double jap's eye.
Dude I finally got a double jap's eye, it went everywhere!
by abbott_j May 18, 2010
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Jap-slapped

A confluence of horrendous disasters befalling one or more people in a short space of time.
A: How you doing?
B: Man, I've been Jap-slapped! Wife left me, took the kids, someone keyed my car and I got diagnosed with pneumonia! WTF?
by gumbo23 March 16, 2011
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