Noun: A form of good luck given to those who win tickets (concert, movie, etc...) from a contest or sweepstakes. Often times used as a polite form of "Na-ne-na-na boo-boo, I got free stuff and you didn't!", it can also be used as a sincere way of expressing the joy of winning.
Whether these individuals deserve this good karma is not always relevant, but those undeserving folks who use this term can always pretend their good deeds were the source of their good fortune! (;
Whether these individuals deserve this good karma is not always relevant, but those undeserving folks who use this term can always pretend their good deeds were the source of their good fortune! (;
I was the 9th caller at the radio station and The Good Karma Ticket Fairy blessed me with 4 free tickets to see the new Harry Potter Movie! Who's jealous??? Maybe I won because I helped that little old lady across the street last week...? Hmmm...
by DeWinter July 7, 2007
Get the Good Karma Ticket Fairy mug.Ticket Nazis (or Transit Officers)are people who work for City RAil and walk around all day checking tickets, making sure that you do not have your feet on the seat infront of you or getting drunk on the train after work. They generaly walk together in packs of 2-10 in grey uniforms with knight sticks, guns, pepper spray, hand cuffs, pens and infringement book, steel capped boots to kick small children and old ladys with and have very good eye sight that can spot clevage from 3 train cars away. They are often sexist and will not fine someone if they have boobs.
Example conversation-1-"God damn its the Ticket Nazis. Have you got a ticket Dude"?
"Fuck I dont have any money, got laid off the other day and dont have a steady cash flow to pay for a ticket. Do you think I'll get a fine"?
"Yeah dude Ticket Nazis are fucking scumbag assholes that are too fat and stupid to get into the actual police force. They hold massive grudges and are out for blood. I bet they would even fine a decaying corps if it was on a city Rail platform without a ticket".
Example conversation-2-"Hey that Ticket Nazi is looking at my girls tits! What a fucking sexist prick!"
"Fuck I dont have any money, got laid off the other day and dont have a steady cash flow to pay for a ticket. Do you think I'll get a fine"?
"Yeah dude Ticket Nazis are fucking scumbag assholes that are too fat and stupid to get into the actual police force. They hold massive grudges and are out for blood. I bet they would even fine a decaying corps if it was on a city Rail platform without a ticket".
Example conversation-2-"Hey that Ticket Nazi is looking at my girls tits! What a fucking sexist prick!"
by Reichsführer Jacemon September 14, 2008
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Get the Ticket mug.when a woman gives a man the privilage of entering the "chocolate factory", she's given him willy wonka's golden ticket.
by avivo April 21, 2006
Get the willy wonka's golden ticket mug.an amazing phrase used by both Indiana Jones and Silent bob, (probably more) as an explanation for kicking the crap out of someone and then throwing them out of a moving vehicle (train/blimp)
Get him silent bob! (after severe silent bob asskicking) no ticket (holy shit silent bob talked!
No ticket (indiana jones needs no explanation)
No ticket (indiana jones needs no explanation)
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